You like 'em skinny, but I'm kinda fat.

I’ve dated more than one person that has told me they normally date skinny guys. I’m sorta fat, and that’s like me dating someone with tiny boobs and telling them that I usually date people with huge tits (I like all sizes). It makes me laugh, so I wrote a possible song title “You like ‘em skinny, but I’m kinda fat.” Problem - I don’t make music.

Anyone want to make that song? I hear it in my head like this sexy boy’s diddy right here: